'Cause love's such an old-fashioned word

I'm Johanna, I'm dope, I go to Berklee and sing songs, I have a girl crush on Ke$ha, I like waffles, my car's name is Waffles, I'm obsessed with Harry Potter, my life is essentially musical theatre, singing, procrastination, and sleep, and I'm a Disney Princess. My favorite dinosaur is a pterodactyl (even though it's actually a flying reptile), I am constantly covered in glitter, and that's really all you need to know.

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morrissarty:

bellatrixissexy:

Why does France have so many revolutions?

i asked a french guy once and he just said ‘we are angry at literally everything’

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bigrnac:

“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row

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bonerkillcollective: By Danica Adams

bonerkillcollective:

By Danica Adams

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assholedisney: Rebloggable by request :)

assholedisney:

Rebloggable by request :)

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crumbduck:

when you asked me to spike the punch i didn’t know what you meant so i pissed in it

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dirkgrunge:

the pope will be selected from the goblet of fire

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rnachamp:

if u call me ugly or say something mean to me in general i will literally think about it all week and hate myself so dont do that

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cokeflow:

I just want to sleep forever and occasionally be fed.

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chromefoam:

help im lonely pretty and the best 

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lokimenow:

emkaymlp:

the gifs didnt load so it just looked like the stairs were talking to the trees

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why am i laughing so hard at this

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that-stupid-tardis-sound:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

all i want is to possess a cute boy

i meant like having a boyfriend i’m not a demon

i lied i actually am a demon

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sherokutakari:

#basically what happened

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It kind of sucks that I’m in love with you since you’re such a piece of shit lol